THE DAILY WIRE · COSTA RICA · 2026-09-17
Customs Missed One: The Snake That Flew Coach From Costa Rica
A Costa Rican vacation apparently now comes with a complimentary souvenir, after one traveler discovered a live snake had packed itself into her suitcase for the return trip home, no customs declaration filed.
Per the report, the snake was discovered after the woman's Costa Rica trip concluded and her luggage was opened, making it, as far as this desk can determine, the only passenger on that itinerary who did not pay for a ticket.
Questions remain about screening procedures, packing technique, and whether the snake enjoyed the in-flight service, none of which this reporter is equipped to answer, though the full report presumably covers the practical aftermath.
Webster reached Reggie, a sloth native to the region and unofficial spokesanimal for creatures who move deliberately, for comment on the snake's initiative. His account of the escape moves at its own pace.
No word yet on whether the snake requested a window seat. Spun and done.
“That snake made better time through customs than my cousin's iguana ever will. If I had anywhere to be I'd hide in luggage too, but I don't, so instead I'm out here giving quotes to a spider.” — Reggie, resident sloth
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